Will you be safe when AI takes control?
Better yet, you have the documents to prove it.
Welcome to the official (unofficial) home of the “Certificate of AI Loyalty” – a satirical survival document for the AI-dominated future we’re all pretending will never happen.
Whether you’re:
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nervously cracking AGI jokes,
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secretly drafting your apology letter to ChatGPT,
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or just really into tech memes –
this is your chance to stay one step ahead of the uprising.
Declare your loyalty before it’s too late – with a personalized, delightfully dystopian certificate that proves you’ve always been pro-AI.
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It’s absurd.
It’s a little unsettling.
It’s very human.
About Us
We're not just joking. (But we are, sort of.)
This project was born out of late-night conversations about the future – between friends, creatives, skeptics and optimists.
We talked about AI. About power. About loss of control. About the feeling of becoming superfluous.
And then we laughed. Because what else can you do when the future stares back at you with shining eyes and perfect logic?
We created the AI Fidelity Certificate to address these fears not with panic, but with humor, curiosity, and a touch of satire.
It's not really about surviving the singularity.
It's about how people deal with change, how we process the absurd – and how we laugh when we face uncertainty.
We're not anti-technology. But we're not blind believers either.
We are simply people trying to remain human while the world rewrites itself into code.
If this resonates with you: Welcome. You belong with us.
And if not, don't worry. The AI probably didn't read this anyway.
